Sunday, February 17, 2013

The Philippines - Hawaii if the US had left

Our first major stop on our trip is the Philippines.  We got a great flight bargain to Manila and decided that after 4 days of nonstop flights, stress, jet lag and acclimation to heat and a foreign country we would be best off with some quality beach time.  You know, just chill and get acquainted with the endless summer.

First off - The Philippines are gorgeous.  Whether from the air or on the land, the archipelagos, lagoons and tropical forests are beautiful.  We hit Manila about as strung out as a person could be.  We hit the tourist and information booth to see about booking a room for the night.  We had one night in Manila just to get coordinated and then we flew out to Puerto Princesa on Palawan.  We had checked out a few hotels online and the tourist counter couldn't come close on price, even for the same properties.  We logged on to a compy and booked the same room for half the price. 

The hotel was pretty basic, but the A/C worked and jet lag was starting to kick in.  We ended up crashing out around 6pm and waking up at 4am.  We ate at the hotel - Pancit, Longanisa and Lechon.  We got charged double for all foods and services but at that point, it was time to go.  We hit Manila airport, Terminal Three and our next issue was no ATM on the terminal and no vendors took card.  We went hungry to avoid burning through all our cash.

Air Philippines has a brand new fleet of jets built on Filippino sizes.  Lets just say that I couldn't put my knees forward.  We hit Palawan and caught a Trike to a bank.  Cash in hand, it was time to head to the bus terminal to catch our Jeepney to Sabang.  Jeepneys are by far the most economical transport we have found. 


For the uninitiated, Jeepneys harken back to WWII era jeeps, left here by the US forces.  While the original Jeeps have been retired, Jeepneys are built out of anything resembling a Jeep and then decorated wildly. The front ends are modified with scrap metal into the iconic Jeep grill and then the rest varies between rusted out bus hulks or chromed out displays from modern Jeep frames.  Ours was the former.  I am very conflicted on Jeepneys, on the whole.  I love the ride, but hate riding in them.  I have done four 3 hour rides and thoroughly enjoy them when I don't have 4 children and three bags, only one of them mine, sitting on me.

 
So, we got to Sabang in the late afternoon.  We didn't have a reservation anywhere, but had an idea where we wanted to stay.  DabDab Cottages was booked up, but we went looking elsewhere.  Our unfortunate luck worked out that there was only "1" room available in the town.  We took it, because the other options didn't look good.  We took it, at three times the normal rate because we didn't have a choice.  This is a pretty popular scheme.  This boarding house has a terrible location and preys on the travellers who have limited options.  They promise power and A/C for the absurd rate they charge, but cut the power at will and heaven help those who stay more than one night.  We had power initially in our room, but the occupied rooms on either side had their power shut off.
 
Go figure, we only stayed one night.  The following morning, we were chased 150 yards by the manager of the property trying to sell us tours, meals, vans, his first born child, his kidney, boat rides, you name it.  DabDab was still full (it was consistently booked every night) and we went to another set of cottages.  This one only charged us half again what our neighbors paid.  We even had a nice sitting area, with a view of 10 derelict cottages and a 12 year old girl nursing a baby.  Who sat outside our room for all daylight hours, including a massive deluge.  Molly and I named her "Creepy".
 
At this point, we had gotten quite good at hitting a place up for breakfast and waiting until a room had opened.  This is how we got into DabDab at last.  DabDab gets pretty much nothing but praise.  Food was good, portions were big, the cottage was nice.  There were some issues with animal noise, but all in all, a very positive experience.  
 
After all the drama of getting into DabDab and settled, we wrote off Port Barton and El Nido.  We did finally make it to the beach, though.  The beach was very nice.  Nice and big, not too crowded.  There was a pretty consistent shore break which got bigger towards sunset.  So - me being me, I had to do something dumb.  The first day on the beach I was using gifted sunscreen.  I ended up getting burnt.  Nothing too bad, I have had much worse.  But when we got back to the cottage that evening, the mosquitos were out pretty bad.  We had brought some high grade bug spray, so I doused myself with it.  You know what happens when you apply 100% DEET on a medium grade sunburn?  I do, now.  It's a full on chemical burn.  At this point, nearly 2 weeks later, I am mostly healed.  I kind of took up residence in our hammock.  For me, beach time became 4pm and on, when the sun was starting to go down.
 
Since I didn't get to play as much as I wanted, I had time to observe and think.  The most notable thing about Sabang isn't what's happening, it is what isn't.  Walking around town, most of the places to stay have downsized.  Cottages are derelict and closed up.  In some cases, entire resorts have wasted away.  Even DabDab, which stayed consistently busy, has the shell of a much larger resort on the back of their property.  All commercial craft has to be labeled as to its use, we found out.  There are a fleet of catamarans that sit on the reef because they are supposed to be used for passengers only.  Only 3-4 boats go out fishing on a daily basis.  There is no power available other than generator, no phone lines or traditional utilities, yet a cell tower was set up so everyone has cellphones. 
 
We got up early on Molly's birthday to do the nature hike, which is the back way to the Underground River.  We hiked around the major beach and found a smaller beach on the other side.  There were "No Trespassing" and "Beware of Dogs" signs posted at the treeline, and we didn't get too close.  We still had a pack of dogs sicced on us as we were crossing the beach towards the nature walk. 
When we hit the nature walk, it was marked as out of service indefinitely for repairs.  As we sat on the rocks trying to decide what to do, we watched 4 locals come out of the trail and three more head up it.  At that point, we figured we might as well give it a shot.  The climb was a little intimidating, but we headed up and hit the ridgeline.  When we reached the ridgeline, the path was in heavy disrepair.  We plugged on for quite a while, but turned back when we thought we might have to explain our presence to the Underground River crews.  We made it all the way back and ran into a guy in a Security T-shirt at the entrance to the path.  Fortunately, he just tried to sell us on the Sabang Zipline.  We managed to make it back to the tourist area without anymore dog attacks.
Happy 32nd Birthday Molly!
 
 As you can see from the pictures, Palawan is gorgeous.  It is incredibly diverse ecologically and the weather is great.  What we kept running into was this:  Everything that is on Palawan, we had seen, if not always done right, but done differently and with more forethought on the Hawaiian islands.  The development of Maui, the Big Island and Kauai are particularly pointed here.  Everywhere we looked, we could see the comparisons and it was hard not to make them.  When you can go to Hana and see power, sewer, phone lines and ecologically sound management practices in a very remote location on the most remote population center on Earth, it is hard not to make the comparisons.  This does not excuse the mistakes that have been made on the Hawaiian Islands.  The fight for Honolua Bay comes to mind. 
 
We had some fantastic beach days on Palawan and I am a firm believer that all experiences on this expedition are valuable, not just the perfect ones.  We tried very hard not to let our experiences at the start of our excursion jade us.  I am still a fan of the Jeepney, I just suggest not riding one when you are 6'3" and sun/chemical burned.

Doing the Airport Shuffle

Molly and I flew out of Boise on Superbowl Sunday.  We begged and pleaded for Alaskan Airlines to gate check our backpacks.  We switched airlines in Seattle and would have had to check out through security, go to baggage claim and then check back in at the new airline otherwise.  The nice lady at Alaskan understood our dilemma and was kind enough to let us go through.  We hit Seattle as planned and switched over to Eva Airlines without an issue. 

Our flight from Seattle to Taipei, with time changes, took roughly 30 hours.  We took off at 1am Monday morning and landed at 6:30am Wednesday.  We were flying on the top level of a double decker 747-400 that seats 372.  The flight the previous evening was canceled so our flight was full to capacity. 

FYI - Eva Airlines also sports three Hello Kitty themed planes with full exterior wraps with different themes, including Happy Music Time and Speed Puff Jet.  There are even upscale Hello Kitty concessions, such as the Hello Kitty Foie Gras.  All in all, they have over 100 branded Hello Kitty items associated with the Airline.


Total flight length was 10088km to Taipei.  We both managed to get some sleep.  The plane had these awesome cubbies by the window where we could stash an inordinate amount of shit.  It also made sleeping in the window seat a little awkward.  I tried putting down my tray and got some Z's that way, but managed to put both of my arms to sleep up to the shoulder.  We hit Taipei and got some great grub at one of the food stands.  I loved that instead of there being a sneeze guard on the food, all the cooks had to wear sneeze guard necklets. 

Molly found a display on Paper Umbrellas and documented the entire manufacturing process on them. 

I adored the Taipei airport, it really got my shutterbug finger shootin'.  Not only was it thrilling to be out of a very nice but as always too cramped airplane, it was amazing to be on a new continent.  The airport was extremely pristine with polished floors and smelled of greenery.  It hosted various sensory rooms including a relaxation lounge, garden walks, orchid enriched seating areas, a replica of a pavilion and living green walls.  I signed our names onto a visitors paper lantern (Greg & Molly were here!) and I wrote down the instructions on making a Meinong paper umbrella.  The process takes about a month, but it is a wish of mine to learn this skill.  A big kick was all the Hello Kitty paraphernalia, here a Kitty, there a Kitty, everywhere a Kitty Kitty.  She was seen on airplanes, in cuisine, Eva air merch, Hello Kitty world clocks, phone booths and in the lounge rooms with her face on the seats.
 
 

We may not look refreshed but we sure are happy!
Found a humansized Gundam and had to get my geek on.
 
 
 
 
All in all, we both dug the Taipei airport.  We had a few hours to kill, and did so quite successfully.  From there we flew to Manila, in the Philippines.  But that is another story...


Saturday, February 2, 2013

Packing... um, Heat?

Tomorrow is the big day!  We've got things straightened out, organized, itemized and systemized, and now we're down to filling the backpacks and getting on our way.  With there being two of us, we are fortunate enough to be able to split some of the unnecessary necessities.  We both have things that we "can't" live without.  Me, I'm a closet technofile.  For all my talk of primordial knives and fire, I can't picture life without my kindle or laptop.  Molly, on the other hand, while not a girlie-girl by any means, is very attached to specific brands of soaps, cleansers, etc...

So, I am in charge of lugging all the techno gadgets while Molly has the bathroom essentials.  Both have their downsides.  Thanks to minimization, the tech stuff does not take up much room in the pack.  Unfortunately, it tends to be very heavy.  The power converter, which is the size of a 6 volt battery, weighs four pounds just on its own.  The laptop is partially ruggedized, which is great for travel, but also increases weight along with durability.  I will admit that I am taking 2 kindles with me.  I love my kindle fire, but with a battery of only 8 hours, I can read the bastard dead with ease.  So, I have the basic kindle with a battery life measured in months as a backup.  Yes, I am a geek.  But at least I am a geek with foresight.

Molly's burden is much the other direction.  Her pack is a good 10 pounds lighter than mine, but is stuffed to the brim.  The bathroom stuff takes up a massive amount of room and is awkward to boot.


My packing list:
Cargo Shorts x 3 Pairs
Board Shorts x 1 Pair
1 Set of Nice Clothes in Compression Pack:  Jeans, Button up shirt, Blazer
Nice linen shirt x 1
T-Shirts x 5
Wifebeaters x 2
Athletic Shirts x 3
Cargo Pants x 1
Quickdry Boxers x 5
Socks x 5 Pairs
Flip Flops x 1 Pair
Boots x 1 Pair
Sleeping Bag Liner x 1
Steripen x 1
1 Liter Water Bottles x 2
Hat x 1
Compass x 1
Compy x 1
Kindle x 2
Maxim Magazine x 1
Ipod x 1
Travel Pillow (Deluxe) x 1
Travel Pillow (Plane) x 1
Leopard Print Eye Mask x 1 - Thanks Molly
Headlamp x 1
LED Shake Flashlight x 1
Antacids, Malaria Pills, Z-Pack, Sunblock  x 1 Gallon Ziploc
Universal Power Plug x 1
Power Converter x 1
Miniturized Power Strip x 1
Assorted USB Cords x 4
Waterproof, Dustproof, Shockproof Camera x 1 - My wife knows me
Travel Towel x 1
Rain Poncho x 1
Bandanna x 1
Sarong x 1
Travel Alarm Clock x 1
Huge Day Pack x 1
  • The day pack was an item of much waffling.  I have a very small pack and a big backcountry pack.  I couldn't fit everything I wanted into the small back so the backcountry pack is coming with.  Life lessons from Scarface:  "Nothing exceeds like excess."
So, all of this fit nicely in a 55 liter internal frame pack.  Hell, I even have extra room, but the weight is at about the top of my comfortable range for running around in a tropical environment.

Now Molly, on the other hand, is in a different situation.  Like I said before, her pack is at least 10 pounds lighter, but she's having space issues.



Let's see I (this is Molly writing) have a lot of stuff.  I understand that the more I have the more I have to lug around, at least I understand that conceptually while I am still at home.  I have put my full pack on, which is awkward in and of itself, and walked around a one level house.  For like seven minutes.  My rationalization to bring all the toiletries is that we will be in a secluded area with limited resources and yes, I do like certain products.
Let's start with my backpack.  Bryan, from Sierra Trading Post in Meridian, Idaho, helped me find the perfect fit.  We weighted two packs and I took my time wondering around the store back in December.  I juggled between the two for about a hour or so and what it came down to was how it rested on my hips and how it felt along my shoulders.  I picked up the Gregory Jade 60 backpack, an easy one to remember.  I will probably have to check this one so I am also bringing a day pack, my Revel 8L camelpack, and this I will transport on the long plane ride to Manila.
I am carrying:
grand trunk pillow
sleep sack
waterbottle w/ filter
3 tank tops
4 Tees
2 LS Tees (1 marina wool per Bryan's suggestion)
2 bras & 1 sports bra
2 boxer briefs
6 undies
7 pair socks
2 swimsuits & 1 swim bottom
1 sarong
2 convertible pants
1 skort
1 hat
mesh laundry bag
"shakey" flashlight
head lamp
deck of cards
laundry kit (woolite, string with suction cup)
3 handkerchiefs (2 insect guards)
slippers
absorbent towel
airplane pillow
eye pillow
2 notebooks
compass
magazines
book- "Fluke" by Christopher Moore
poncho
backpack poncho
kindle & charger
camera & charger
ipod & charger
4 carabiners
pens & toys to give away as gifts
condoms
first aid kit- bandaids, neosporin, gauze, tylenol, gloves
-bug spray, 50/50 biodegradable soap, mint tums, Excedrin, Imodium, kleenex, dramamine, emergenC
bathroom products: (I have sensitive skin) loofah, scrub gloves, toothbrush & paste, wisps, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash (cetaphil), face lotion (olay), body lotion (Vaseline w/SPF & aloe), aloe w/ lidocaine, anti-fizz serum for hair, comb, bobby pins, sunscreen, deet bug spray, bug repellent patches, deodorant, hand sanitizer, face wipes, q-tips, razors, ear plugs, safety pin, tweezers, some make-up (some of the products I have multiple of)
travel documents: passport, driver's license, photos & copies

Legs 2,3 & 4 of the Travel Itinerary

So, when we initially planned this adventure, we were all like "Dude, lets just go where the wind takes us" and "Sweet, we'll make it up as we go" and "Badges?  We don't need no stinking badges."

Then, we met Air Asia.  Air Asia is a Southeast Asian regional airline based primarily out of Kuala Lumpur.  And they LOVE sales.  In most cases, by catching the sale price for the flight, it is cheaper to fly than to take the overland transportation.  Kuala Lumpur to Singapore, for instance.  The bus from KL to Singapore takes a few hours and runs around $25.  Good deal, right?  The flight lasts 20 minutes and is $19.  We found deals galore, and I couldn't help but jump at them.  We still have some great free flowing time areas, but we had to plan ahead to get the best deals on flights.  In the end, this will hopefully alleviate some of the stress of the border crossings and worrying about what our next step transportation-wise will be.  SE Asia has an incredible train system running from Singapore in the south to Hanoi and into China in the Northeast and Chiang Mai in the Northwest, so I can see us using that quite a bit during the later parts of our travels.  We still don't have anything planned through the Malay Peninsula and that is all right along the train.  Future posts, perhaps?  And there's always Kuching.  Malaysian Borneo is such the place to be right now.

Current Itinerary Starting from the Beginning:
Sabang and El Nido, Palawan Province, Philippines - 2/6-2/18
Couple of nights in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia just for kicks - 2/18-2/20
Siem Reap, Phnom Penh and Sihanoukville, Cambodia - 2/20-3/18
Bali, Indonesia - 3/18-3/26
Singapore - 3/26-4/1
Chiang Mai, Thailand - 4/1-5/1
Overland Route from Northern Thailand into and through Laos to Hanoi, Vietnam 5/1-5/20ish

From there, who knows?  We've been luring friends and family to come join us and with any luck we will connect!

Molly's Monkey Mandate

I have never met a monkey face to face.  I really like cartoon monkeys and caricatures, I especially like the three wise monkeys of "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil".  However, I don't want to have any run-ins with said primates and prefer not to get any rabies vaccinations. The following list are some guidelines to a more symbiotic relationship to our distant brethren.

  • Don't show fear but don't be aggressive.
  • Don't smile; showing ones teeth is a sign of aggression.
  • If a monkey wants something you have, don't play tug-of-war.  Let them have it and hopefully they will drop it after further examination (if you're lucky it won't be off the side of the mountain).
  • Don't offer them any food.  Once you refuse to give them food, they will get pissed and come after you.
  • Be careful taking pictures as they can see their reflection and will think it's another monkey.
  • If they climb on your shoulders, don't worry & don't panic.  The monkey is now your puppeteer and he will make you dance comically whilst pulling the strings of your hair, but only for a couple of humiliating minutes.  Nah, just wait until he's ready to climb down.
  • Hey guess what, that backpack you left on the beach, yes the one zipped shut, he knows how to open it.  Any food nearby, that's his too.
  • If a monkey is threatening you and slinging insults, start with Yo Mama jokes.  You may not win but you will definitely get some great digs in.  Alright, if a monkey is threatening you, stand your ground.  This is the time you need to be aggressive.  Wave your arms, yell LOUDLY, pick up a stick, in general make yourself bigger.  If you have to retreat, back away slowly while facing the offender.  However, I think you're s.o.l. if a barrel of monkeys blocks your way.

A little side trip...

While all the previous posts have been regarding our pseudo-sabbatical, it is not the only iron in the fire.  The wife and I have been scouting the next place we would like to move to.  We have just returned from a 2 week mini vacation through the Northwest. 

So, here are some of our living criteria:
  • Access to a major international airport
  • Strong luxury hotel industry
  • Some amount of friend/family support system
  • City conveniences - public transportation, food and entertainment after 10pm, museums, parks, etc...
  • Independent Mindset - Less Chains, More Entrepreneurs, especially in our respective industries:  restaurants, spas, and such.
  • Cost of living is always a concern, but manageable.  Big city prices also tends to go hand in hand with big city wages.
  • Neighborhoods that we like and fit (somewhat) within a reasonable budget.
While this is not an all inclusive list, it does hit on most of the major points.  Our current prospects are Minneapolis/Saint Paul, Seattle and Portland.  While they all have their ups and downs, all three cities hit all of the points above in some respect. 

The missus is from the twin cities so we have held off on a fact finding mission there.  That left Portland and Seattle.  I hadn't been to Portland since I was a kid and was pleasantly surprised.  Portland has an incredible independent spirit.  We went out to eat in three different neighborhoods at three restaurants with extremely diverse cuisines, and had fantastic meals at all three.  We drove around for hours and the only prominent chain was 7-11!  When you head out to the suburbs, the chains start to make their presence known, but surprisingly PDX proper has managed to beat the majority off with a stick.  All in all our time in Portland was great and we also spent a ton of time with my aunt, uncle and assorted cousins and mini-cousins.

Now, on to Seattle.  As opposed to Portland, we have visited Seattle multiple times in the past few years and it has also been on the prospective "list" since we lived in Hawaii.  I really like Seattle.  I really like a particular neighborhood in Seattle.  Unfortunately, so do lots of other people.  We would be paying through the nose for rent, but the access to restaurants, shops, Pike Place Market, Downtown (where all the hotels are), Parks, Museums, Botanical Gardens and more is unparalleled.  This particular area is so cool, I just couldn't see us living too far away from it.

Ah, the Twin Cities.  Home of the in-laws.  And Prince.  I really like the Twin Cities.  It has every major sports league and a few minor league teams as well (Go Saints!).  The music scene is great, the towns are gorgeous and they have a very quirky mindset.  My wife has tons of family in the area, which is very important to her, and all of her friends have slowly trickled back into the area.  The Grove Girls are in full effect, with the exception of 1-2 stragglers.  The cost of living is actually the lowest of the three suitor cities and public transportation is pretty good.  There's really only one issue:  THE WINTER. 

Please understand:  I am the guy who opens the window, in the winter, before I go to bed.  We go camping and I am thrilled when I can see my breath inside the tent.  But Minnesota winter?  That's just nuts.  Minneapolis/St. Paul is a big metropolitan area.  I can't figure out how that many people managed to coalesce in the frozen tundra.  It baffles me.  Maybe all the cars shut down if you try to make a run for the south. 

So, we have a big decision to make.  Fortunately, management opportunities in hotels always begin online, so when the good times start slowing down in Asia, I can hit the job market before we return to the US.  Who knows, maybe we'll be coming to an area near you?